Simon Cowell is in the news this week for allegedly knocking up his good friend Andrew Silverman's wife, Lauren! WOW. With that incredible mane of chest hair and his millions of dollars of American Idol money in the bank, you'd think he could pull just about any chick he wants, right? Why he'd go for his friend's wife.. It beats the hell out of us. How much do you think Simon and his chest hair weigh? Tell us below!